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फौजी : फौजी जंग से 3 साल बाद वापस आया और खिड़की के पास उदास बैठ गया । 
बीवी : दुपटा गिरा के बोली देखो हवा ने मेरा क्या उडा दिया । 
फौजी चुप । 
बीवी : कुर्ती निकाल के देखो हवा ने मेरा क्या उडा दिया । 
फौजी चुप । 
बीवी : फिर सलवार उतार कर हवा ने मेरा क्या उडा दिया । 
फौजी गुस्से से पैंट उतार कर  :
देखो Bomb ने मेरा क्या उड़ा दिया । 
बीवी चुप । 



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Why did only 18 sardar ji go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed..!!!!!!



FISHING IN TROUBLED WATERS

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A fisherman sitting on the river bank watched a beautiful girl undressing to take a swim. 

As she was about to dive in, he shouted : ‘swimming is prohibited here.’



‘why didn’t you tell me before I took of my clothes?’ she complained.



‘Undressing is not prohibited,’ he replied. !!



NO SUVIDHA



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Ram lal married a girl who worked in the telephone exchange. 

On the first night, being tired the girl fell asleep as soon as she got into bed. 

when Ram Lal tried to wake her saying he wanted to make love, 

she sleepily replied, ‘Sorry but this service is no longer available on this number.’






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Adults Jokes



PREGNANT IDEA


Banto filled up her insurance form but left column no 5’ Whether you are pregnant or not’ blank. The insurance underwriter scrutinised the form and wrote back to Banto, ‘Please let us know whether you are pregnant or not, so that we do the needful.’



IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER



A friend asked a boy: ‘Why have you named your children VC, MC and ABC?

Are you so enamoured at all. The first one is named VC, because he was out of virgin’s curiosity. The second is MC, because of Misplaced confidence. The last one is because of Absolute Bloody Carelessness.




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Adults Jokes On Girls





HONEYMOONING



So you want leave so that can get married and go on a honeymoon?



How long do you want? Asked the colonel of the captain.

‘well, how long do you suggest, Sir’ asked the captain politely.

‘No good asking me. I haven’t seen the girl,’......!!!!!!


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Doctor : patient ne bataya ki meri shrawan shakti itni kamjor ho gayi hai ki mujhe khasne tak ki aawaj sunai nahi deti.
Doctor : doctor ne goliyon ki ek sisi di aur bola, Do Goliyan sone se pehle kha lijiye
Patient : in Goliyon se mujhe sunai dene lagega kya.
Doctor : Nahi tumhari khansi ki aawaz tez ho jayegi




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