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Women at different ages:

At 08 years:
            You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 years:
            You take her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 Years:
            You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 Years:
            She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 Years:
            You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

DIL MANGE MORE….(Sexy Girl) 

A lady from Kerala moved into the house next door. She did her best to pick up Hindustani so that she could do her shopping unaided. She had not yet caught on to the difference between pyaaz (onion) and pyaar (love). 

When one morning she asked a vegetable hawker, Hum ko do kilo pyar mil sakta hai?’ (Can you give me two kilos of love?)

‘Behenji, sirf do kilo kyon?’ Jitna maangey utna doonga.’ (Why only two kilos? I can give as much as you want.)


Banto boarded a crowded bus. Finding it difficult to bear the jolts, she requested a passenger to give up his seat to her because she was pregnant. 

The gentleman stood up and offered his seat to her. Standing by her side, he carefully examined her anatomy and felt cheated. He asked, ‘Behanji, when did you become pregnant?’

‘Only this morning,’ replied Banto with smile.

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